CARWASH.......

Once upon  a time, a girl went to wash her car together with a friend. While waiting for it to finish, sat with them a talkative middle age man who claimed to be solo & obviously rich. *he's driving an audi* 

He talked , talked & talked....... Being polite, the 2 girls try as hard as possible to be interested in his small talks up to a point 

"kalau interested dgn hartanah bolehla call abang.... meh no. "

The girl & her friend start smiling to each other as if signaling should we or what??? The girl gave her number after contemplating for a while. *die kol aku reject -2 tanduk naek-* Her friend gave up her number after 10 minutes..... In their heart they were praying for that uncle to just GO!! 

Finally their prayer were heard as the man went to JPJ with his friend..... Now the girl prays that he won't come back after until she's gone~~ @.@

But guess what??? the Audi came to sight & he sat down once again with the girls & asking more controversial question....

"nie dah ade yang punye ke??"

Again the girl & her friend looked at each other *pehal pak cik nie*

Her friend confidently said yes & she confidently said no....

*ade ke takde, takde sapa yang perlu tahu kecuali hati ini~~~* prinsip hidup tuuuu..... hehehe

As if knowing that the girl can't stand anymore of the man small non relevant talks, the car was ready to go..... Happily, she went to start her engine after bidding goodbye to the man. 5 minutes after, her friend hopped in & said,

"zati, tau tak....??"

"tau ape??"

"xpela... jalan dulu"

-.- " cpt la" while reversing the car

"Pak cik tu sungguh kate die single lagi.....die suruh tanyekan pasal zati"

"WHAT!!!!!????" *super high pitch* *face palm*  "baya ayah kite tuuuuu~~ jap2 pening2"

"tu la..... lenkali mengaku je la dah ade yang punye.... hehehehehe"

"Pehal lak nak cbuk beritau info peribadi kat org len~~ waaaa......"

*continue laughing*

"nanti kalau die call zati abes la...." 

*still laughing*

"ala.... die memain je kowt.... menipu la tak kawen lagi...."

"zati nie, die ckp punye berbunga lagi... takkan tak paham~~~"

*suspicious look* 

"huh, bile? cakap ape? ish... orang mana pass bahasa shakespeare nie.... ah, lantakla... die kol tros block je"

Today, on this fateful day, he called & aku yang menggelabah tak cukup tanah~~ @.@

R.E.J.E.C.T.!!!

*SENGAL* =.=

Moral of the story, selagi tak balik K.L, jgn harap aku nak basuh kete lagi!! biarla die nak berkerak ke ape~~ >.<

THE URGE

The sudden urge to do some baking~~~

WHY 

WHY

WHY!!!!!!!

1. Homesick
2. Exam's coming
3. Bored

I'll pick No. 2

Or maybe 1???

3???

It's 2 without a doubt~~

salivating while writing this!! 

What the fishcake!!!

SEWEL!!

JASAMU DIKENANG ---->> AL-FATIHAH

Sekarang kat Malaysia terchenta tengah cbuk dgn masalah Lahad Datu..... I don't get why after all these years orang2 kesultanan Sulu sibuk nak claim Sabah balik??? plus, bukan kesultanan dah habis kesinambungannye ke??? The last sultan died without heir.... *pusing2*

Don't know about everybody else, but I consider pendudukan nie as W-A-R!! 2 orang anggota komando polis gugur... tinggalkan anak2 & isteri.... aku yang tak kenal ngan diorang nie pun keluar air mata dengar anak yang baru 5 tahun cakap.....

"ayah masuk kubur......kene bom"

ape je la diorang nie fahamkan???

Tapi tapi tapi!!!! ade jugak sekerat 2 malaysian nie yang rase perikemanusiaannye jatuh no 2/3.... Isu macam nie dipolitikkan.... Tuding jari kat UMNO/BN kenapa lambat tindakan bla..bla...bla... propaganda kerajaan sebab PRU 13 dah dekat.... 

hey..., pleasela~~ ade manusia yang terkorban kat sini OK!!! boleh tak tunda nak main tuding jari tu?? 1 jari kat orang 4 balik ke awak yes?? Mentaliti budak tadika!! At least boleh tak search info pertahanan negara & how it works before mulut tu menganga muntahkan kata2 yang kurang bijak??

Take a moment & be thankful that there are heroes who are wiling to be at the frontline, korbankan diri demi negara & rakyatnye. Tinggal anak isteri...ibu & ayah....

Ke orang yang main tuding2 tu ade yang sedia nak jadi volunteer?? hhmmmm?? sah2 takde!! bunyi je lebih mcm cengkerik!! cube suruh pegang senapang berjaga kat Lahad Datu tu... Meraung nak balik!!

Oh yes, saying that these heroes are paid to die...... WOW!! Syabas!! fitnah tu akan jadi pahala untuk diorang.... teruskan... nak tengok berapa rendah Malaysians punye mentaliti  boleh pergi.... Kite kan  mana pernah nak mengaku kalah~~ *sarcasm overload*

Untuk Allahyarham Inspektor Zulkifli Mamat & Korperal Sabarudin Daud.... TERIMA KASIH!!! moga kalian ditempatkan dikalangan orang beriman. Al-Fatihah


Untuk wira2 Malaysia di perbatasan *ayat sastera overload* doa dari kami yang masih waras nie sentiasa mengiringi kalian!! Kami tak pernah pandang remeh pengorbanan kalian!!



p/s : mmg pantang btol dgn orang yang xreti nak hargai pengorbanan hero2 negara nie.... kalau takdenye diorang, merdeka pun kite tak rasa... kene masuk kelas kenegaraan balik xpun hantar g negara timur tengah.... baru diorang tau peritnye hidup tanpa kebebasan!! -SEKIAN-

ADIK & KAKAK

I don't remember exactly my feeling when I was first told that I'm gonna have a brother but I assumed I really love my brother because in every picture we're always together, hugging each other making adorable faces ^.^" ~~ 

just ignore how selebet I looked

Aren't we the most adorable baby ever???? but then again ade ke baby yang tak adorable kan kan kan????

Both of us used to live with our grandparents till I'm 6 years old... that's why I'm very proficient with Negeri Sembilan loghat..... *My ibu thinks that I'm more kampung than her when I talk with loghat....*

Growing up with male cousins & uncles in kampung makes me very tomboyish & kasar. Even if I was the only girl, they still takes me as one of them! Thus, to actually see me holding a doll masa kecik2 sangatla susah!! Kitaorang main police entry, terjun sungai, panjat pokok.... sangatla tak ayu!! Thank god my dad sent me to an all girls school in secondary school, kuranglah cket perangai kasarnye~~ 

Thus, me & my brother are very close with each other because we have the same circle of friends = BOYS!!!.... But when we moved back to Kuala Lumpur, it became the 2 of us only without tree to climb, river to jump or a gang to play police entry~~ Instead, we start our own country, build up our own fort using all cushion from the sofas in the house!!! haha~~ 

When I started going to school, we have less time together.... balik sekolah nak kene g mengaji la.... study la... *study la sangat* He always complain that he don't have friends to play with anymore & that the neighbour's kids were not fun!!

But when he started his primary school, kitaorang mesti berdua!! time rehat we sometimes eat together if I'm  doing canteen duty *I'm the G8 prefect* or he'll just come eat with me at my other post.... mcm belangkas!!

I think we started to drift apart time secondary school.... diff school, puberty, crazy hormones & what not... we rarely talk, buat hal masing2.... him with his friends & me with mine... rasenye gaduh pun slalu!! @.@

But after SPM, kitaorang terpisah jauh~~ I was sent to Sarawak for PLKN!! First time being away from home *meraung* It wasn't anywhere near FUN!! They took my phone!!! *WTF* Imagine once a week phone call????? Mental tau tak aku duk situ!! *dlm 2-3minggu jela* 

Anyhow, I supposed that was our turning point.... kitaorang rapat balik!! every weekend my brother will call me... talk for 1/2 hour updating me about everything since I'm living nowhere near civilization before passing the phone to my mom / dad~~~ *he's the sweetest*

Time masuk Matrix & USM pun camtu gak!! Especially, time masuk USM... He can't come to send me off sebab sekolah... thus the night before we talk 3/4 of the night before TV tengok kitaorang!! 

This was when we went for Umrah......

we look alike aren't we????

But I supposed we don't look alike anymore nowadays~~ One of my school friend saw me holding hand *we always walk linking arms* with him & thought that he's my Boyfriend!!! *whatthefish!!!* Since then he doesn't like me holding his hands

"Jatuh saham adik!!"

tapi....... Ade Aku Kesah!!! ahakz ;p

I forced him to this face but nowadays he is more than wiling to act all cutesy -.-''

The best thing was when he went to UITM Machang!!! We met up twice a month~~ makan2, shopping2.. *he's a worst shopaholic than I am!!!*

His first graduation~~ Rasenye Aku yang terlebey excited ;p

My very crazy family~~!! xoxo

Nowadays, we can talk about anything!! Gossipsss, advice, his girlfriendsssss *playboy sungguh!!* & boyfriend *He never approved any of my choice!! @.@* I don't get why he's soooo protective over me??? Hello, I'm like 2 years older than him but he has more successful love life compared to me!!! When it comes to me, he'll be like N.O!!! 

There was this incident while I was walking with him in midvalley when he suddenly put his arms around my shoulder.

"Ko pehal lak nie?? Nak jalan pun susah"

"Lelaki tu senyum2, pandang2 ko"

"mana2???? Dik..... cantik gile mate die!!" *insert high pitch tone here*

" Senyum pulak kat die... pandang je la depan"

*Me putting on annoyed face*

Yes people..... that's my brother~~ The only time that I can go oogling at boys, is when I'm out with my girls.... Haiiish!! potong karen btol!! 

When I asked him if he has any boy to introduce to me he said

"sume takleh pakai!!"

"boleh pulak ko kawan ngan orang tak leh pakai nie ek??"

"What...Ever..!" *Insert gedik tone*

Tapi, xkesah mana pun~~ Rase selamat je ade bodyguard nie!! Feeling all VVIP - ish!

Special Guest!!!

IBU & AYAH!!!!

sangatla front cover~~~!! :p

Kepenatan mengikut rentak kitaorng yang tak reti penat berjalan~~

Doing happy dance bcuz her family is back!!!!!!!! 

*confetti* 

*KLCC fireworks*