CARWASH.......

Once upon  a time, a girl went to wash her car together with a friend. While waiting for it to finish, sat with them a talkative middle age man who claimed to be solo & obviously rich. *he's driving an audi* 

He talked , talked & talked....... Being polite, the 2 girls try as hard as possible to be interested in his small talks up to a point 

"kalau interested dgn hartanah bolehla call abang.... meh no. "

The girl & her friend start smiling to each other as if signaling should we or what??? The girl gave her number after contemplating for a while. *die kol aku reject -2 tanduk naek-* Her friend gave up her number after 10 minutes..... In their heart they were praying for that uncle to just GO!! 

Finally their prayer were heard as the man went to JPJ with his friend..... Now the girl prays that he won't come back after until she's gone~~ @.@

But guess what??? the Audi came to sight & he sat down once again with the girls & asking more controversial question....

"nie dah ade yang punye ke??"

Again the girl & her friend looked at each other *pehal pak cik nie*

Her friend confidently said yes & she confidently said no....

*ade ke takde, takde sapa yang perlu tahu kecuali hati ini~~~* prinsip hidup tuuuu..... hehehe

As if knowing that the girl can't stand anymore of the man small non relevant talks, the car was ready to go..... Happily, she went to start her engine after bidding goodbye to the man. 5 minutes after, her friend hopped in & said,

"zati, tau tak....??"

"tau ape??"

"xpela... jalan dulu"

-.- " cpt la" while reversing the car

"Pak cik tu sungguh kate die single lagi.....die suruh tanyekan pasal zati"

"WHAT!!!!!????" *super high pitch* *face palm*  "baya ayah kite tuuuuu~~ jap2 pening2"

"tu la..... lenkali mengaku je la dah ade yang punye.... hehehehehe"

"Pehal lak nak cbuk beritau info peribadi kat org len~~ waaaa......"

*continue laughing*

"nanti kalau die call zati abes la...." 

*still laughing*

"ala.... die memain je kowt.... menipu la tak kawen lagi...."

"zati nie, die ckp punye berbunga lagi... takkan tak paham~~~"

*suspicious look* 

"huh, bile? cakap ape? ish... orang mana pass bahasa shakespeare nie.... ah, lantakla... die kol tros block je"

Today, on this fateful day, he called & aku yang menggelabah tak cukup tanah~~ @.@

R.E.J.E.C.T.!!!

*SENGAL* =.=

Moral of the story, selagi tak balik K.L, jgn harap aku nak basuh kete lagi!! biarla die nak berkerak ke ape~~ >.<

THE URGE

The sudden urge to do some baking~~~

WHY 

WHY

WHY!!!!!!!

1. Homesick
2. Exam's coming
3. Bored

I'll pick No. 2

Or maybe 1???

3???

It's 2 without a doubt~~

salivating while writing this!! 

What the fishcake!!!

SEWEL!!

JASAMU DIKENANG ---->> AL-FATIHAH

Sekarang kat Malaysia terchenta tengah cbuk dgn masalah Lahad Datu..... I don't get why after all these years orang2 kesultanan Sulu sibuk nak claim Sabah balik??? plus, bukan kesultanan dah habis kesinambungannye ke??? The last sultan died without heir.... *pusing2*

Don't know about everybody else, but I consider pendudukan nie as W-A-R!! 2 orang anggota komando polis gugur... tinggalkan anak2 & isteri.... aku yang tak kenal ngan diorang nie pun keluar air mata dengar anak yang baru 5 tahun cakap.....

"ayah masuk kubur......kene bom"

ape je la diorang nie fahamkan???

Tapi tapi tapi!!!! ade jugak sekerat 2 malaysian nie yang rase perikemanusiaannye jatuh no 2/3.... Isu macam nie dipolitikkan.... Tuding jari kat UMNO/BN kenapa lambat tindakan bla..bla...bla... propaganda kerajaan sebab PRU 13 dah dekat.... 

hey..., pleasela~~ ade manusia yang terkorban kat sini OK!!! boleh tak tunda nak main tuding jari tu?? 1 jari kat orang 4 balik ke awak yes?? Mentaliti budak tadika!! At least boleh tak search info pertahanan negara & how it works before mulut tu menganga muntahkan kata2 yang kurang bijak??

Take a moment & be thankful that there are heroes who are wiling to be at the frontline, korbankan diri demi negara & rakyatnye. Tinggal anak isteri...ibu & ayah....

Ke orang yang main tuding2 tu ade yang sedia nak jadi volunteer?? hhmmmm?? sah2 takde!! bunyi je lebih mcm cengkerik!! cube suruh pegang senapang berjaga kat Lahad Datu tu... Meraung nak balik!!

Oh yes, saying that these heroes are paid to die...... WOW!! Syabas!! fitnah tu akan jadi pahala untuk diorang.... teruskan... nak tengok berapa rendah Malaysians punye mentaliti  boleh pergi.... Kite kan  mana pernah nak mengaku kalah~~ *sarcasm overload*

Untuk Allahyarham Inspektor Zulkifli Mamat & Korperal Sabarudin Daud.... TERIMA KASIH!!! moga kalian ditempatkan dikalangan orang beriman. Al-Fatihah


Untuk wira2 Malaysia di perbatasan *ayat sastera overload* doa dari kami yang masih waras nie sentiasa mengiringi kalian!! Kami tak pernah pandang remeh pengorbanan kalian!!



p/s : mmg pantang btol dgn orang yang xreti nak hargai pengorbanan hero2 negara nie.... kalau takdenye diorang, merdeka pun kite tak rasa... kene masuk kelas kenegaraan balik xpun hantar g negara timur tengah.... baru diorang tau peritnye hidup tanpa kebebasan!! -SEKIAN-

ADIK & KAKAK

I don't remember exactly my feeling when I was first told that I'm gonna have a brother but I assumed I really love my brother because in every picture we're always together, hugging each other making adorable faces ^.^" ~~ 

just ignore how selebet I looked

Aren't we the most adorable baby ever???? but then again ade ke baby yang tak adorable kan kan kan????

Both of us used to live with our grandparents till I'm 6 years old... that's why I'm very proficient with Negeri Sembilan loghat..... *My ibu thinks that I'm more kampung than her when I talk with loghat....*

Growing up with male cousins & uncles in kampung makes me very tomboyish & kasar. Even if I was the only girl, they still takes me as one of them! Thus, to actually see me holding a doll masa kecik2 sangatla susah!! Kitaorang main police entry, terjun sungai, panjat pokok.... sangatla tak ayu!! Thank god my dad sent me to an all girls school in secondary school, kuranglah cket perangai kasarnye~~ 

Thus, me & my brother are very close with each other because we have the same circle of friends = BOYS!!!.... But when we moved back to Kuala Lumpur, it became the 2 of us only without tree to climb, river to jump or a gang to play police entry~~ Instead, we start our own country, build up our own fort using all cushion from the sofas in the house!!! haha~~ 

When I started going to school, we have less time together.... balik sekolah nak kene g mengaji la.... study la... *study la sangat* He always complain that he don't have friends to play with anymore & that the neighbour's kids were not fun!!

But when he started his primary school, kitaorang mesti berdua!! time rehat we sometimes eat together if I'm  doing canteen duty *I'm the G8 prefect* or he'll just come eat with me at my other post.... mcm belangkas!!

I think we started to drift apart time secondary school.... diff school, puberty, crazy hormones & what not... we rarely talk, buat hal masing2.... him with his friends & me with mine... rasenye gaduh pun slalu!! @.@

But after SPM, kitaorang terpisah jauh~~ I was sent to Sarawak for PLKN!! First time being away from home *meraung* It wasn't anywhere near FUN!! They took my phone!!! *WTF* Imagine once a week phone call????? Mental tau tak aku duk situ!! *dlm 2-3minggu jela* 

Anyhow, I supposed that was our turning point.... kitaorang rapat balik!! every weekend my brother will call me... talk for 1/2 hour updating me about everything since I'm living nowhere near civilization before passing the phone to my mom / dad~~~ *he's the sweetest*

Time masuk Matrix & USM pun camtu gak!! Especially, time masuk USM... He can't come to send me off sebab sekolah... thus the night before we talk 3/4 of the night before TV tengok kitaorang!! 

This was when we went for Umrah......

we look alike aren't we????

But I supposed we don't look alike anymore nowadays~~ One of my school friend saw me holding hand *we always walk linking arms* with him & thought that he's my Boyfriend!!! *whatthefish!!!* Since then he doesn't like me holding his hands

"Jatuh saham adik!!"

tapi....... Ade Aku Kesah!!! ahakz ;p

I forced him to this face but nowadays he is more than wiling to act all cutesy -.-''

The best thing was when he went to UITM Machang!!! We met up twice a month~~ makan2, shopping2.. *he's a worst shopaholic than I am!!!*

His first graduation~~ Rasenye Aku yang terlebey excited ;p

My very crazy family~~!! xoxo

Nowadays, we can talk about anything!! Gossipsss, advice, his girlfriendsssss *playboy sungguh!!* & boyfriend *He never approved any of my choice!! @.@* I don't get why he's soooo protective over me??? Hello, I'm like 2 years older than him but he has more successful love life compared to me!!! When it comes to me, he'll be like N.O!!! 

There was this incident while I was walking with him in midvalley when he suddenly put his arms around my shoulder.

"Ko pehal lak nie?? Nak jalan pun susah"

"Lelaki tu senyum2, pandang2 ko"

"mana2???? Dik..... cantik gile mate die!!" *insert high pitch tone here*

" Senyum pulak kat die... pandang je la depan"

*Me putting on annoyed face*

Yes people..... that's my brother~~ The only time that I can go oogling at boys, is when I'm out with my girls.... Haiiish!! potong karen btol!! 

When I asked him if he has any boy to introduce to me he said

"sume takleh pakai!!"

"boleh pulak ko kawan ngan orang tak leh pakai nie ek??"

"What...Ever..!" *Insert gedik tone*

Tapi, xkesah mana pun~~ Rase selamat je ade bodyguard nie!! Feeling all VVIP - ish!

Special Guest!!!

IBU & AYAH!!!!

sangatla front cover~~~!! :p

Kepenatan mengikut rentak kitaorng yang tak reti penat berjalan~~

Doing happy dance bcuz her family is back!!!!!!!! 

*confetti* 

*KLCC fireworks*

RATAPAN SEORANG .........

Lama tak buat post emo kan??? rase pelik la pulak.... so hari ni rase nak beremo --->> mendung, angin sepoi2 bahasa, temperature pun ala2 romantik gitu = sangatla sesuai~~ tak gitu??? ngeeee~~

18th of February  aritu my whole family -parents, adik, wan, maklong, maklang & pakcu-  g umrah, thus I'm practically sensorang kat malaysia nie~~!! sedey ok!! Memangla ade fam len but the one I'm closest tu yang takde.... no more phone call, video call, chatting.... sunyi la pulak.... nak cakap ngan orang pun takde mood sebab......sebab.... waaaaa..... nie nak nangis nie!!! *inhale exhale*

2 days after they went, baru ayah call, nak menitik air mata *drama queen* cakap diorang sume sihat, seronok kat sana sume.... Orang pun nak g gak~~!! Napela USM nie tak reti nak beri cuti lama cket??? Rindu tau x nak pergi sana lagi??? pergi sana x sama macam g korea ke, jepun ke, india ke, singapore ke, kelantan lagi la~~ tambah2 dapat berkumpul ramai2 ngan family members *meraung*

*lap air mata* Last pergi tahun 2007, memang rase tak puas.... rase tak nak balik.... hati rase best je... tak cbuk nak fikir bende len!!  tak tau kenapa~~

Kebab die memang terbaik!! Pastu ice cream die, tak yah cite~~ susu unta pun best gak *my family can't never understand why I like the milk so much* 

Ok, cite nie sangat la tak relevant!! -.-''

Anyhow, I LOVE the place!! except for the driver -.-'' *litar sepang kut!!* even my dad kalah ngan diorang~~

Jap jap!! nie pun lari tajuk!!

Ok, the conclusion here is that, I MISS MY FAMILY berlemon-lemon!!! Cepatla balik sume orang~~ Takde orang dah nak kol ija tanye dah makan ke belom, study ke cbuk ngan bf korea, gosip2~~ *air mata meleleh dgn penuh dramanye*

yang benar,

budakmanjataksedardiridahtuabangka

GENG KG. BATU MASUK USS

After all the drama at the Singapore immigration complex, we waited for about 30 minutes before the bus that will bring us to USS came. For me, it was a long drive from the complex to USS but  the scenery makes up for it.... I mean, come on sebelah menyebelah je pun Singapore dengan Malaysia, ape je la yang beza, but seriously berbeza!!! For instance, budi bahasa, we're rich with it!!! Well, at least at the part of Malaysia I'm in....

Anyhow, the building, they're beautiful & the landscape just seems greener than Malaysia, or maybe because it's morning where everything looks beautiful & vibrant or I'm just feelin' in the mood~~ you know, -the bus-the window-&-me staring outside-scene... ;p  

Upon arrival, we took like 100++ picture at the globe.... -.-'' *tetibe rase jakun lak* lps dah masuk, it's the end.......FOR ME!!! Well you might not know this but I get easily excited over interesting/beautiful/magnificent/etc building/view!! I got hyper!! I want to take picture at every statue, building, vehichle, cartoon character!!! @.@~~

These 3 are my uncles~~ Not Lying!! *seriousface*

"kat sini!! cpt2... Ambik gambar ija"

"sini lak"  "lagi2"

sampailah my uncle---->>

"Ija, ride dulu, nanti tak dapat naek sbb ramai orang...... gambar karang2 amek ye sayang" while patting my head

:'((

 the looks he's giving me~~ -.-''

Sayang la sangat, die yang terlebey excited nak naek ride sbnrnye, tak ramai pun orang, sumenye cbuk amek gambar.... psshh!!

We start our journey with the new ride------>> TRANSFORMERS!! It was cool...!! the story line is that we're part of NEST, a robot to be precise *I think* helping with the mission of saving the world. It's 4D, thus, it was extremely turbulant!! pusing sana sini, kene sembur ngan air liur robot, haha!!! exactly macam fighting scene dalam movie~~

you see bumble bee there??? he's forever my robot hero!!!

Blue = CYLON Red = human

The we went on to ride the HUMAN & CYLON. Its 2 different roller coaster representing the HUMAN & the CYLON . Then, there's the egyptian ghost train *love this the most*, the jurassic park & last but not least, the fairy tale land~~

the entrance to the Egyptian ride

It's a wet journey here, almost got eaten by a tyranosaurus~~ :p

Macam tak banyak je kan kan kan???? pi sendiri la... tak cukup kaki kowt nak naek sume rides!! Thus, I think buying an annual pass is worth it.... pictures 1 day, rides 3 days!!! haha~~ boleh naek ulang2~~ Maybe I should go again next year....

GUNUNG LEDANG : DI PUNCAK ITU

Muke bloated baru bgn tdo haha~~ just to give u a scare... ;p

Kitaorang start daki ke puncak dalam pukul 2 pagi. It was C-O-L-D! *Adeasapkuardarimulutpunyesejuk*

Anyhowzzz....The track was easy enough that I can actually walked without tripping & falling flat on my face with minimal help from the light supplied by the person behind me & the melodious voice dari orang depan "ade ranting...ade daun.... slope people!!"~~ *hantuk kepala kat pokok sbb lupa bawak torch light*

the one & only pitstop *not lying*

Kat sinila satu2 nye tempat nak ambik air. I brought with me 1 botol kosong revive. Filled it, hoping that it will last me sampai ke puncak & time turun. Memang jenis tak banyak minum pun~~ Oleh itu, dengan penuh kegagahannye, aku pun daki, daki & daki lagi sehingga sampai kat 'restoran' KFC. Layanan first class kau!! tak cukup O2 rasenye..... *and here I thought tangga 700 was hell*

After a very hellish track called KFC, kitaorang pun berehat sebentar kat gua kambing nie..... abang2 guide kate lepas nie jalan die ok cuma die lebih kepada mendaki. FIY, KFC tu bukan Pak cik Kolonel punye kedai ek, it means...... errmmm.... I'll get back to you la...*kalau ingat*

Time nie tekak dah jadi macam padang pasir.... kering sekering keringnye!! dengan penuh rase malas *penat xhilang lagi okkeesss~~!* tangan dihulurkan ke arah leader ku yang menjadi pak sanggup untuk simpan botol2 air ktorng. tp yang pelik bin ajaibnye, botol yang sepatutnye penuh dah tak penuh!!!

Tp sbb neuron2 dlm kepala dah mati kering, air tu aq teguk dulu.... then, Azi pun nak tumpang sekaki sbb lagi sorang pak sanggup bawak air tak dijumpai.... Sedang cbuk menghayati keindahan alam yang diterangai cahaya bintang & bulan penuh, mataku terpandang botol revive ku ditangan pak cik LEADER.... Sedap gile die minum air yang aq catu dgn penuh kedekutnye......!!!! *aksitariktudungdgnstressnye*

"sharing is caring~~ jangan marah~~" -.-''

Jangan marah atuk ko!! air ku~~ Masa suruh dia bawak air extra xnak takut berat la...... Bag die besar gedabak kowt...... huuuaaaaa~~~~ T.T *ish.. tak rock langsung nangis sebab air*

*kesat airmata* I suckz big time at abseiling but atas usaha jurulatih time PLKN dulu.... I'm practically a freakin C-H-A-M-P-I-O-N!!! tapi tapi tapikan..... yang nie je lah aq berjaya naek, sampai jatuh torchlight org bergolek mcm buah nangka *naseb bek kak siti sempat sambut*. sampai kat Batu Hampar, tangan aq meng-give upkan diri nye time kat tgh2!! Nak nangis kowt...... Mcm Mana kalau nasib aq sama ngan torch light yang bergolek tu.... Sapa nak sambut anak gajah nie ooiii~~??? T.T

"relaks dik~~ cket lagi.... Abang pegang tali nie, naek cket2 ok?"

"ok2! pegang tau jgn lepas" srreeettt...... 

"Abang nak turun aci tak.....??"

Suara dah macam dah terkeluar je..... last2 aq pun turun..... Lps habis sume orang naek, Abang guide yang jadi penunggu setia aq kat bawah tu terus kate

"Awak nak picnic sambil tengok sunrise kat sini ke??? Saya nak naek nie..." Muke puss in boots aq automatically keluar.....*bajet cute ------>> muntahhijau*

Sambil senyum poyo/sumbing "dah pegang tali nie, jom! tidak,  tinggal~~" 

waa..... kak siti kejam tinggalkan orang dengan Abang guide yang sangat sarcastic nie~~ panjang doa aq baca, ingat naek sampai atas pakai tali.... rupanye ikut jalan len.... muahahaha..... Sayang abang guide~~!! *time tu till sampai puncak je la... :p* Seriously, die memang jadi personal guide tuan puteri perasan nie dari Batu Hampar sampai la ke puncak..... oh ya, 1 more thing, this is the same guide from my previous post on my GUNUNG LEDANG expedition.... -.-''

This is the so called Taman Bonsai.... xdpt aq nak appreciate ke-bonsai-annye

Muke defeated lps tak lps naek batu hampar~~ practically dah hypoglycemic dah time tu.....-.-''

this is the among the last ladder before sampai puncak..... antara yang terawal sampai & yang terakhir naek... Aq buat picnic chocolate dulu ngan geng2 patah kaki kat batu org bertapa before mengerah tenaga naek..... at that point we're like sunrise to the left okeeesss!!sunrise got nothing on the obviously an already melted chocolate~~

Nie tak berapa nak puncak g..... tapi sebab sunrise nampak cantik ktorng dah tergolek dok sambil pose maut *mautla sangat~~*

Tara~~~~!!!! 'IZZATI KAMAL SHAH telah berjaya menawan GUNUNG LEDANG people!!!!!

ni muke mak2 yang tgh memasak untuk anak2 yang kelaparan

this picture was supposed to include only me, kak siti & the banner but who cares!!! haha

Group photo

In a zombie state definitely, without a doubt!!

few picture of sunrise from the peak that I obviously missed

credits to the phographer~~ ^.^

abang guide pun dah jadi flat tire......

big group's photo~~ the happening people of USM!!!

Hope to see you guys soon in another expedition~~~!!! xoxo