I don't know whether it's a coincidence or planned *which by any mean sangatlah tak masuk akal* but everyone kept saying ;
- I have a boyfriend
- I'm engaged
- I'm practically married!!
FOR THE WHOLE WEEK!!!!!!! ORL is boring but c'mon do you seriously need me to make the 3 weeks enjoyable and fun!!??? THIS IS BEYOND INSANE!!!
Oh wait, one more insane statement!
4. I have child~~~ A CHILD! ME??? *facepalm*
Anyway, it has nothing to do with ORL posting being boring tahap petala ke 8....
It's just that random people starts asking me questions like :
- "Zati, ko ade bf tak?"----> "No"
- "Takde??? tipu"-----> "Huh"
- "Takkan muka cam ko takde bf"-----> *muke berkerut*
Seriously, what does having a BF gotta do with my FACE??!
Hah....a bonus Q! Exactly, muka yang macam mana yang wajib ade BF because I might fail my exam if I can't find the answer~~~ -.-''
And since I'm a major failure when people start twisting their sentence ala-ala Zaman Puteri Gunung Ledang dulu, it took me quite a while to process and to interpret the meaning *while smiling politely at them* and by doing so, those people have already make up their own answer which is obviously TAK BETUL!!
And because of my poor understanding of loghat Kelantan, I ended up giving stupid answers yang menjerut diri sendiri~~
Pak cik teksi : Ti sorang ke berdua?
Memang serius terpinga-pinga la time dengar TAHNIAH tu....
According to my understanding, pakcik tu tanya
" Nak gi KB Mall brape orang?"
When the truth was, he was asking dgn gaya ala-ala Zaman Puteri Gunung Ledang
"Zati dah kawen ke??"
Air was laughing real hard * Thanks air for the very late
explanation*
Next time when people ask me about this thing again, this
is how my answer gonna be
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No...Im not single. Im in a long distance relationship cause my boyfriend live in the future~~*credit to yasmin~~*
p/s: Tapikan klu aq btul2 hantar wedding invitation, diorang terkejut tak???
pp/s : Seriously mmg kesianla org yg nak jadi bf aq time2 nie bcuz my attention won't be solely on him since rmai lg yg perlu diberi perhatian!!! muahaha~~~ ;p
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